Staring contest

A boy and a girl were having a staring contest on the cross-town bus. The boy blinked. "You blinked," said the girl. "No I didn't. I winked," he said. "It's the same thing," she replied. "I know every trick in the book." She then explained that if you rolled your eyes around your head while you stared at someone it would moisturize them. She demonstrated, rolling her head around without letting her eyes leave his face. I never thought about that before. But now I have a new trick in my arsenal the next time someone challenges me to a staring contest.
Posted by eku at December 16, 2004 6:18 PM